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Prince Gerard of Greenleigh???

Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980's. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay

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Male/male 1 is when the larger male gator topped, male/male 2 is when the smaller male topped

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Tomfoolery actually transitioned and only does she-nanigans now

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

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this kingdom is going to shit man

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An honorable mention that lives forever in my heart

wore a white dress and walked in the rain to the barracks so all the knights could see my skin peeking through the fabric and i said “oh my, excuse me ladies, it seems i got myself lost in the downpour… i’m all alone and no one even knows i’m here…” and they just gave me warm clothes and made me soup so i didn’t catch a cold and escorted me back to my room. i fucking hate chivalry

just watched the knight that escorted me pick up a maid and twirl her around and carry her back toward the barracks while she giggled and blushed and kicked her legs. fuck my extravagant princess life

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

i have a suggestion

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

sorry I thought you were someone else

Have you seen the new movie? It's on library. It's literally on the library. It's on library without ads. It's literally on your local public library. You can probably ask for it on your library. Dude it's on your library. It's in the original case too. It's on library. You can watch it at the library. You can go to your local library and watch it. Register onto your local library right now. Go to your library. Dive into your library. You can watch it. It's on there. Your library has it for you. Your library has it for you.

The sinister old woman arriving at the birth of my firstborn to foretell his doom

You're right but don't say it like that

Old Yeller just parried the bullet

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You cannot possibly guess where this is going

I ain't even ashamed how many times I watched this.

Lmao this is the content I am here for.

i just love ‘gloomy’ weather. i love clouds, fog, rain, crisp air, SNOW.. love love lovee LOVE

its funny when people are like "life hack: to get yourself/your child to eat more vegetables try using dips and seasoning to mask the flavor" babes thats not a life hack thats just cooking. i dont know who told u the only way to eat vegetables is great grandmas war rations boiled sprouts recipe but i prommy you can and SHOULD be seasoning.

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